01 · Path
What do I do next?
Seven short sessions. Not an encyclopedia. Not a tier list. Just the next honest hour of play.
Fan-made Clover Retribution companion
You’re not late. You’re not stupid. You’re just alone in a loud game.
No Clover player grinds alone in their first month. Bacon Chaos is the Discord you already heard about, plus a first-week path so new people stop drowning.
Next Squad Night
Saturday, August 22 · 7:00pm ET
60 minutes. 1 veteran + up to 3 new players. One concrete objective. New players get the spots. Mic optional.
02 · People
Find a squad this week
Next one is Saturday, August 22 at 7:00pm ET. New players go first. Mic is optional. Same server: Bacon Chaos.
03 · Safety
Ask the “dumb” question
The name is chaotic. The rooms are kind. We do not sell spins. We do not laugh at first-week questions. 13+.
This is not another Clover wiki
Official Trello, the Fandom wiki, and codes sites already explain what things are. We exist because almost nobody tells you what to do this session, or who to do it with.
YouTube is how people find us. Discord is home. This site is the door that connects them. Tips on Support are optional and never buy a better party.
Start smaller than you think. Day 1 is “find the menu and keep your spins.” That’s enough. You’ve got this.