Saturday nights

A party that will not make you feel stupid

Next Squad Night is Saturday, August 22 at 7:00pm ET. 60 minutes. 1 veteran + up to 3 new players, one concrete objective. Same slot every week, same Discord: Bacon Chaos.

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This week

Saturday, August 22 · 7:00pm ET

New players get the spots. Vets fill last. Mic is optional. Show up even if you “aren’t ready.”

60 minutes1 veteran + 3 new playersOne objective

I’m in

How matching works (week 1–4)

A human reads a short form and posts a card in #squad-finder within a day. We do not auto-match strangers into empty parties. Empty parties kill trust.

Level band:  new / mid / “I have no idea”
Timezone:
Mic: yes / no
Goal: story · first boss · chill
Hours I can play this week:

Squad Night run-of-show

0:00
New Leaves get greeted in voice or text. Vets mute the ego.
0:10
Parties of 4, one objective (first boss, one dungeon, one quest chain).
0:50
Wins in three bullets. Who wants next week.

Rules that keep this from becoming a clan tryout

New players get the spots. Vets fill last.
No race checks. No “what’s your trait.”
No-shows happen. We reshuffle. We do not guilt people.
If you liked your party, say so. That is how Guide Buddies get born.

Five people in week 1 is a successful launch. Fifty silent members is not.

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