Your first week

Your first week, one honest session at a time

Each page is a 30–60 minute path. Skip ahead if you’re returning. Stay on Day 1 if the menu still feels like a prank.

  1. 1

    30–45 min

    First hour: find the menu, keep your spins

    Spawn, read, redeem, take one quest. Do not rebuild your character.

  2. 2

    40–60 min

    Grimoire and the first three buttons

    Equip the book, learn two spells, use them in a real fight.

  3. 3

    45–60 min

    One session, one loop

    Pick one quest chain or one landmark. Finish it. Log off proud.

  4. 4

    30–60 min

    Ask for a party without feeling cringe

    Post one honest squad request. Play with humans for 20 minutes.

  5. 5

    45–60 min

    Your first named fight

    Pick one mini-boss or first real boss. Watch one telegraph. Wipe if you wipe.

  6. 6

    20–30 min

    Codes and updates without wrecking the build

    Redeem from official sources. Spend nothing you will regret tomorrow.

  7. 7

    20 min + Saturday

    Good enough. Come to Squad Night.

    Check the solid first week list. Book Saturday. Help the next new player.

Next Squad Night

Saturday, August 22 · 7:00pm ET

60 minutes. 1 veteran + up to 3 new players. New players get the spots. Mic optional.

Join Bacon Chaos